loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated

I’m a loose legend

by Looselegend November 12, 2018

loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

Oh my god, I have a loose tooth.

by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

Fist Loose

the follow up band to one of the greatest bands fingertight, or a pussy or ass hole so big it is fist loose!

his fist slid right in her ass with ease because she was fist loose

by jackal2448 November 10, 2010

loose coochin

1. female version of free ballin'
2. female commando

Bitch, im goin loose coochin' tonight!

him: What kinda chonies is you wearin?
me: Honey, Im loose coochin'

by Angel Tripp; Cody Tripp March 29, 2007