Alex Lockyer

The type of guy to be annoyingly good at everything.

*person completes minecraft in 9 minutes*
"Oh my days you're such an Alex Lockyer"

by Moe Lesting March 31, 2022

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017

Lockdown

Your cock is stuck in a woman's hole

Brad: SHIT!!!!

Emily: WHAT! did it cum?
Brad: No its fucking lockdown

Emily: Oh...well keep fucking then!

by Realsteel September 8, 2015

Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

by outsnyder November 7, 2011

Lockdown

The time when someone tries to kill everyone in a school, in which your fucked

Schools on lockdown

by Bigdickcollin January 17, 2019

Locky

Locky is not funny and thinks he is better then everyone else. Locky has one nut and is the tallest dude you will ever meet.

Dahm that locky is tall

by Jeff123987 September 1, 2019

locky

locky is a scank and he smells

person 1: oi did you see locky today

person 2: yessir he stinks

by chantelle roseee October 17, 2019