When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
by Loopydave October 18, 2018
An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).
by frick1 February 24, 2010
When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.
Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"
by TANG451 December 27, 2004
1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.
Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.
by Colt Jonson August 13, 2008
Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!
by funtimes358 October 03, 2010
When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
by 707ceerip April 09, 2014
I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.
by Dill boy May 11, 2006