letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

dear John letter

1. A letter sent by a girlfriend (usually) explaining to her guy that she has no wish to see him any more, or that the relationship is not working out. Equivalent when the target is female is the dear Jeannie letter.

2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.

Marie, not being the most confident girl on the block, gave Desmond her dear John letter after he ogled too many women on the beach.

I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Letterman

1. A funny (and funny-looking) guy who hosts this show that appears late at night on the CBS television network. Also known as Dave, David, David Letterman.

2. Jay Leno's arch-nemesis.

"We watched that Letterman show last night, and it was hilarious!"

by star8706 February 1, 2003

hairy letterbox

an untrimmed womans genitalia

damn did she have a hairy letterbox !!

by mac... January 14, 2006

letterbox ninjas

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes

Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas

by Ranjit the best August 6, 2008

lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross

you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross

by dfoster October 30, 2010

Letter

I will always love you we shared times that I will always hold close to my heart you helped me shape who I am and will never forget you. You are a important human being and no matter who tries to break your ass I will always be here for you when I can.

Letter

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