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leap hole

A French colloquialism used to describe a woman's vagina(or the woman herself) that smells as if a mortally wounded bum crawled inside of it 23 days ago and died, creating a stench powerful enough to cause a man to leap from a 14th floor window.
I got drunk a Loreilei's this weekend and woke up next to a leap hole. I puked in my boots, put them on, and leaped out of the window. Luckily, her husband's Ford Ranger broke my fall.
by ZachE June 30, 2016
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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Leapold

Leapold is refering to a Nazi a Frenchman or a Communist or all three at once in rare cases. A Leapold is normaly a fun person to hand around with high self esteem an gives zero shits about what he says but never literally the almost always say "just kiding" after a racist or anti-semitic phrase. A Leapold is typically rich and an immigrant or descendant from an imigrant of either France, Germany, or Belgium.
Jake"Hail Hitler and death to all jews"

Jake" just kiding"

Friends at lunch" quit being a Leapold "
by Leapoldç February 18, 2018
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Leaper

A person - usually athletic in nature - with an ability to jump very high.
by DatBoiJon July 24, 2018
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leaper

eww ur a leaper
by GisAbuckAtYeLuv November 14, 2018
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leapy

A online dick that insta blocks you when there done with you
person 1) wanna play game
person 2(leapy) sorry me and the "others are playing" (contact blocked)
by Leapyhater06 January 7, 2019
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