doing laundry

The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.

I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.

by TommyDee January 24, 2008

Laundry Fart

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.

G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?

by samayle rairn April 6, 2009

Racist Laundry

to hang a black man for fun

bill did his racist laundry already

by cum stick April 17, 2005

Laundromat

A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.

Dude there's no point going to Ryan's bar in your polo and shorts - it's a laundromat and you're never going to get laid wearing that!

by hitmehard3r January 23, 2012

laundry racist

someone who separates their whites from their coloreds (laundry that is)

Two separate loads of laundry? What are you, some kind of laundry racist?

by foobarbazqwe June 22, 2011

laundry basket

A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.

Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.

by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

doing the laundry

the act of inserting one fist anally and one fist vaginally and rubbing them against each other (as you would when you do the laundry by hand)

that girl was so wide, you could have easily been doing the laundry on her

by ak4777 November 27, 2011