Definitions by Dickshunary

locksmith

One who opens locked car doors in exchange for sexual favors.

Slut 1: Is the locksmith here yet?
Slut 2: He'll be here any minute. Let me go lock my keys in my car.

locksmith by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

laundry basket

A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.

Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.

laundry basket by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

flamingo dropkick 

A sexual maneuver where the male partner is having sex while standing on one leg and becomes dissatisfied for any reason. He then proceeds to pull out of her and dropkicks the bitch, causing her to travel several feet and finally falling into a glass coffee table.

Guy 1: Was it worth it?
Guy 2: Naw. So I gave her the flamingo dropkick.

flamingo dropkick by Dickshunary September 20, 2009