A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

koala

a grey fluffy animal that sleeps on eucalyptus trees

Dat koala tho

by penguins209 March 12, 2015

Koala

The deadliest animal in australia

That koala ate my kid

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018

The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Yellow Koalas

A criminal organization or "gang" mainly based in urban areas of Columbus, OH. The make-up of this clan is mostly Caucasian individuals, and unexpectedly, about 2/3 of the group's population is made up of homosexual men. Their inconspicuous color choice of yellow was made to allow victims feel a sense of comfort with the affiliation. This is quite the misnomer as Yellow Koala activities include crimes such as human trafficking, wellfare fraud, and manslaughter. They are especially notorious for cases of assault towards young children. They refer to this as "friendly" attacks or "Barney" assault.

Dem Yellow Koalas dangrous as hells

by ganginfoohio April 27, 2010

koalas

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019