Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

Koala

An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.

1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died

2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one

3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's

Koalas are life.

by Littyboiiii February 2, 2017

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

oily koala

The female version of a grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015

koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

Disabled Koala

Hardcore memer

Hey did you see that Disabled Koala guy? He was so edgy!

by chicken1772 May 19, 2019

koala

ritalin

We ate some koalas and played tetherball for 46 hours before we got hungry.

by prozak42 November 14, 2011