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Knut is the funniest, most attractive, sweet guy you'll ever meet
He's a but goofy sometimes but he knows how to treat a girl
Knut is a guy you'll never expect to meet but just so happen to come across and end up together with
Wow that guy the other day.. His name must be Knut
by MegaButts September 24, 2023
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Knutie Patootie

This word is used to describe very beautiful and pretty inividuals. Knutie Patootie originates from the southern Norwegian society. The word is old Norwegian but is still often used by old Valmet drivers
by Riflok123 October 11, 2023
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Koutaliaphobia

(Irrational) fear of spoons.

From the Greek word for "spoons": κουτάλι (romanised as koutali - becoming plural as κουτάλια, "spoons", therefore koutalia) and "fear" φόβος (romanised as phobos, or Φοβία becoming phobia, "fear of")

Also known as "spoonphobia", "spoonophobia", "spoonaphobia", "koutaliphobia"
Liam: I have an irrational fear of spoon
Liam's Therapist: You have koutaliaphobia
by Eggy115 January 26, 2024
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Knut

Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.

He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.
Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>
by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025
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Knut

Knut is the absolute best person to ever exist. Hes pretty and smart and you HAVE to give him bread when you see him!
Look there is Knut! Go give him bread!
by The chaos path July 12, 2025
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Knuter Valve

The male valve that controls urine flow.
After Ed turned 40 and his knuter valve stopped working properly, he would think he was done urinating and would dribble pee on the front of his pants.
by Redleader1 August 29, 2025
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