koutaliaphobia 

fear of spoon

Me: Hey, can you please pass a spoon for me?
Liam: errrr..
Me: What? it's just a spoon..
Louis: You see lass, Liam here has koutaliaphobia or a fear of spoons
Me: are you kidding me?
Liam: 'fraid not...:(

koutaliaphobia by Galey101 September 4, 2012

Koutaliaphobia 

(Irrational) fear of spoons.

From the Greek word for "spoons": κουτάλι (romanised as koutali - becoming plural as κουτάλια, "spoons", therefore koutalia) and "fear" φόβος (romanised as phobos, or Φοβία becoming phobia, "fear of")

Also known as "spoonphobia", "spoonophobia", "spoonaphobia", "koutaliphobia"

Liam: I have an irrational fear of spoon
Liam's Therapist: You have koutaliaphobia

Koutaliaphobia by Eggy115 January 26, 2024