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An extremely large male penis. AKA dick, cock , wood .
Yo, when I pulled out my knute, she almost passed out when she saw the size of the thing.
knute by dapoodog November 10, 2007
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A cool guy. He is very good looking. Guys like him , girls want to date him. Smart, funny, kind and athletic. He is an all around great guy!

1st person: Have you seen Knute?
2nd person: Not today, why?
1st person: I wanna tell him he just got Homecoming King!
After baseball practice Knute was seen helping an old lady across the street. That’s Knute for ya. What a guy!
Knute by Sooooyeah! August 4, 2020
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This is what you call someone when they are being obnoxious, annoying, stupid, lame, or if they are rambling. This word may be confused with the animal, the newt, but if you are questioned, just spell it out for them.
Tyler: Dude, Torey would not shut the hell up, he just kept rambling on obnoxiously about the illuminati.
Stevie: Yeah, he is a true knute.
knute by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
Acronym Kyiv National University of Trade and Economics
KNUTE is a university in Ukraine.
KNUTE by tunyk March 27, 2018
A really stupid person who poos their pants with silver braces and hazel colour hair and freckles. He is super ugly, fat, and an Asian hater. Who does the worst farts and always blames others. Even though he bullies Asians he is super fat and weak.

Don't be scared of a Knute, Be disgusted.
Person 1: Ewwww it's Knute.
Person 2: I heard he hate Asian and he reeks!
Knute: Hi losers Because your Asian Im going to beat u guys up
Person 1 & 2: Whatever your so weak and fat you have no chance.
Knute by kijuhy April 27, 2022
A measure of time, i.e. a minute
I need a quick Knute to get that done.
Knute by Timekeeper July 15, 2022

Knute Hill 

A moderately high and moderately steep hill over which a gravel road is located. On the road at the pinnacle of the hill, many teenagers park their cars, usually at night time, for road parties when there are no house parties or Pender dances scheduled, most commonly during spring, summer, and early autumn months. On the hill teens drink a lot of booze and become very drunk, and the male high school students often try to get a lil' pussy.
"We're going to find Henkins and get a case, then head to Knute Hill. Dyson 'n' Robley are goin' to be there. I think Karlin is headin' there too, with Lisa and Amy. We gonna get so donk!"
Knute Hill by I am p'tainz August 13, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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