fart knocker

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.

(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.

by moooose February 22, 2007

puff-knocker

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

by jim November 24, 2003

door knocker

A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......

That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.

by binydeamon October 29, 2009

Kneeder Knocker

A versatile noun used for any word that you can think of... good or bad

Girl1: Did you hear about Stacy sleeping with that guy?
Girl2: No, she's such a Kneeder Knocker though!

by King of the Blumpkins July 30, 2009

knee knocker

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

Him: Hey Check out my huge knee knocker

*Pulls down pants*
Her: Oh my its so big

knee knocker is a large erect Penis that is above 8 inches

by YT- Landonb December 22, 2018

tinker knocker

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather

There is a tinker knocker in my backyard.

by jasoncarley January 31, 2021

Cock knocker

Cock knocker is someone who loves the cock! loves the touch,the look & the smell of a hard member. A cock knocker is similar to a knob jockey however there is no penetration! Basically this phrase is an uber insult to men,if someone calls you it you gotta be ready to retalliate with similar such insults! so i hate my mate-call him COCK KNOCKER

Mark Hamill is a cock knocker(jay & silent bob)
Barnes is a cock knocker! (not jay & silent bob
"I have more hate for you,you are truely the world's biggest COCK KNOCKER"

by EGGMUNDO December 28, 2005