by buttkayaker May 31, 2009
Get the Butt Kayak mug.Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
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Someone who is highly competitive and poorly skilled, in all activities. Delusional to the point that they make up past victories.
by blizek September 16, 2010
Get the Kayzar mug.Kaya’s are tricky. They aren’t the most attractive and don’t have the best personality but they are pretty fun at parties. If you ever need someone to get fucked up with, grab a Kaya. A lot of times, Kaya’s enjoy jumping from guy to guy but don’t see a problem with it. They are commonly a little bigger but have pretty eyes. Some people might choose nicknames for them like “Kayak” but Kaya’s will get very mad and they also never hesitate to start (and finish) a fight. They love to sing, even though they aren’t very good. Honestly, it’s difficult if you should have a Kaya in your life but if you find one, don’t get on their bad side at least.
Snobby bitch: “Who’s the big girl over there playing beer pong?”
Stoner dude: “Oh that’s Kayak *hahahaha*”
Drunk guy: “dude she’ll beat the fuck outta you if she here’s that!”
Hot chick: “that’s my bitch! She’s Kaya.”
Stoner dude: “Oh that’s Kayak *hahahaha*”
Drunk guy: “dude she’ll beat the fuck outta you if she here’s that!”
Hot chick: “that’s my bitch! She’s Kaya.”
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