4 definitions by hotassfuckboy
(girl) Dagen’s have been through a lot in life but they always find a way to make the people around them smile. They have amazing hearts and even better minds (they have pretty nice tits too). They’re smart when it comes to school but lack street smarts. Dagen’s aren’t commonly tall but they aren’t short either. They may seem awkward and shy at first but once they warm up to you, they’re the most loyal, kind-hearted, loving people you will ever meet. Dagen’s tend to fall for boys easily and get played but they are always all in in a relationship. They also have the most warming and beautiful smile. Whether as a best friend or a significant other, everyone should have a Dagen in their life.
Girl #1: “Who is the girl over in the corner? She looks shy.”
Girl #2: “Idk.”
Boy #1: “She’s got nice tits.”
Girl #2: “Ah probably a Dagen.”
Girl #2: “Idk.”
Boy #1: “She’s got nice tits.”
Girl #2: “Ah probably a Dagen.”
by hotassfuckboy March 8, 2019
Kaya’s are tricky. They aren’t the most attractive and don’t have the best personality but they are pretty fun at parties. If you ever need someone to get fucked up with, grab a Kaya. A lot of times, Kaya’s enjoy jumping from guy to guy but don’t see a problem with it. They are commonly a little bigger but have pretty eyes. Some people might choose nicknames for them like “Kayak” but Kaya’s will get very mad and they also never hesitate to start (and finish) a fight. They love to sing, even though they aren’t very good. Honestly, it’s difficult if you should have a Kaya in your life but if you find one, don’t get on their bad side at least.
Snobby bitch: “Who’s the big girl over there playing beer pong?”
Stoner dude: “Oh that’s Kayak *hahahaha*”
Drunk guy: “dude she’ll beat the fuck outta you if she here’s that!”
Hot chick: “that’s my bitch! She’s Kaya.”
Stoner dude: “Oh that’s Kayak *hahahaha*”
Drunk guy: “dude she’ll beat the fuck outta you if she here’s that!”
Hot chick: “that’s my bitch! She’s Kaya.”
by hotassfuckboy March 9, 2019
A social construct made to make women feel bad either way and make men feel wonderful no matter what.
*A woman who has her virginity is a “prude”*
*A woman who does not have her virginity is a “slut”*
*A man who has his virginity is smart*
*A man who doesn’t have his virginity is “getting some”*
Someone cannot “take” someone’s virginity because it doesn’t actually exist. There are no physical or biological differences between someone who has and hasn’t had sex.
*A woman who has her virginity is a “prude”*
*A woman who does not have her virginity is a “slut”*
*A man who has his virginity is smart*
*A man who doesn’t have his virginity is “getting some”*
Someone cannot “take” someone’s virginity because it doesn’t actually exist. There are no physical or biological differences between someone who has and hasn’t had sex.
1 “Did you hear Erica lost her virginity?!”
2 “Are you serious? You really still believe in virginity? That’s so sad.”
1 “But she had sex?”
2 “Cool. She had sex. That’s great for her. Virginity isn’t a thing.”
2 “Are you serious? You really still believe in virginity? That’s so sad.”
1 “But she had sex?”
2 “Cool. She had sex. That’s great for her. Virginity isn’t a thing.”
by hotassfuckboy February 12, 2021
Haley’s are the sweetest people in the entire world. They have been through a lot in life but are kind, smart, and gorgeous. A lot of the time a Haley is a ginger or blonde girl. They have been heartbroken repeatedly but still give all their heart when in relationships. They sing as if they were a Disney Princess to top it all off. While they may be sweet and caring, they still enjoy a good time. Haley’s are always ready to get high as hell or shitfaced drunk. They make the most hilarious jokes and are just an overall good time. Find a Haley and hold on to her tight.
Guy 1: Who’s the funny ginger over there?
Guy 2: I don’t know. She was singing in choir earlier.
Girl 1: Maybe she’s a Haley?
Guy 3: Definitely! She was also at a party last weekend. She was so fucking cross faded bro.
Girl 1: So yeah. A Haley!
Guy 2: I don’t know. She was singing in choir earlier.
Girl 1: Maybe she’s a Haley?
Guy 3: Definitely! She was also at a party last weekend. She was so fucking cross faded bro.
Girl 1: So yeah. A Haley!
by hotassfuckboy April 16, 2019