Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.

Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount

by VanillaThunder96 May 9, 2022

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Kardashian

1.Dumb materialistic bitches who for some odd reason (Kim K being a porn star)are famous; are often associated with the Jenner family.

2. A total white girl who is obsessed with Uggs, leggings, Starbucks, Instagram, and looking on fleek at all times; More often than not named a total white name like Britney, Stephanie, Hannah, or Chloe, and very materialistic.

3. Following in the Kardashian way, i.e. very materialistic, rich, popular for no reason, may or may not be a porn star,etc.

Person 1: Did you hear about Hannah's leaked sex tape?
Person 2: I did, she's such a Kardashian.

by MaisieVonVanity August 17, 2016

Kardashian 15

Adjective:
Used to describe teenage girls who dress and act like they are self-sustaining, autonomous adults. Shortened to K-15.

Guy 1: That teeny-bopper has like, a fuckin' Gucci handbag. Why?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. Text-book Kardashian 15 attitude.

by FlufferNutterButter August 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is made of pure plastic

Plah stick is what Kim Kardashian is made of

by Susimpostorgamer123 February 14, 2022

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.

Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic”
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022