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Koala

That koala ate my kid
by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018
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Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.
I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.
by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017
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Koala

by Nameless*soul August 25, 2017
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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
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Sexy koala

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off
"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."
by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022
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Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes
I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!
by Koalaimg January 16, 2023
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Koala

A person who likes to push people or punch your injuries. Most commonly known as a Koala.
"Hes a koala now stfu"
by Ray asf March 22, 2021
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