Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

by Vash September 24, 2004

Liverpool Kiss

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.

"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"

by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004

kisama

Japanese has varying levels of politeness - this is the most impolite way of addressing someone. Could roughly translate as "bastard", "scum" etc.

Motoko from Love Hina: Urashima! Kisama wa honto ni chikan desu!

Urashima, you bastard! You're a real pervert.

by Purokku-kun June 14, 2004

Mexican kiss of death

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.

John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"

by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

wet kiss

Open mouth kissing between 2 individules

by donald October 13, 2003

Kiss The Blarney Stone

The unwelcome touch of porcelain on the end of your penis while sitting on the toilet

I did my best not to kiss the blarney stone while using a festival portaloo

by NZ Jack November 7, 2013

Kiss and Tight

The chant of the Filler God. It is said that any who hear the Filler God recite those words, shall forever lose their sanity and become eternal slaves to the Filler God.

Jack: "I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BIC VELOCITY."
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

by emkay1 December 31, 2021