Keaton

A guy with the fastest black cock you'll ever see. He will fuck you while he watches anime.

Keaton is a big dicker downer

by Keaton fuck you March 21, 2019

Keaton

I'm the BADDEST BITCH you know! And when I say savage, I mean B-I-C-T-H...and that's OWNNN PERIODTTT.

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That One Friend: Keaton is the baddest bitch I know, he will slay yo ass if he wants to bitch, don't play with him!
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?

by #everything'sfunny June 3, 2020

Keaton’s Mom

Super hot mom. 100% milf

Use 1: When keaton’s mom is SUPER hot

by Hdnsmsnd November 24, 2021

Keaton

A guy that's a real dick. He probably is super ugly and is rude. He likes to tell girls they're fat. He is abnormally small and a druggie.

"Omg look at that loser what a Keaton."

by The truth forreals April 13, 2015

Kast's Vagina

Guys named Raf only wish they could have a vagina as cool as this.

My name is Raf, and I'm jealous of Kast's Vagina, aka Majinchick.

by M March 15, 2003

kastang

(ka-stang) interj., n, adj, vt. -stung
1- (interjection) A sound used to indicate or express a heavy blow or hit from any means, or a loud, explosive noise.
2- (noun) a heavy blow or hit of any means, or a loud, explosive noise.
3- (transitive verb) to hit someone heavily or hard.
3- (adjective) the power of exciting; being hit or recieving a heavy blow of any means.

"Kastang! You've been kastung fool!"

by Sebastian Carro November 9, 2008

Kast's Vagina

See Majinchick.

Kast's vagina speaks too much.

by boredom March 15, 2003