by Steve job's August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanismmug. jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
Get the jordanmug. Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.
girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan
by brownie 2 December 12, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way
This word can only be used in a negative way
by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.