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Jacobs/Jakob, these names shouldn't fall under the same category. They are totally different guys. For instance Jacob with a C, is a nice caring somewhat tall person. Who is always there to lend a hand and always ready to hand out money for those in need. On the other hand Jakob's with a K are rare and dangerous. If you ever come across a Jakob you quickly need to run and hide he will only bring you tears and bad fortune and he is nothing but ungrateful. They are also

someone who is an attention seeker and will use instruments as the way to your heart if not instrument then some other hobby. Jakob's are self indulged with himself that he sees and only cares for himself. You give and give and give to him and all he does is take and when you have nothing else to give he will be done with you, consider yourself done. Remember stay away Jakob's with a K but welcome Jacobs with open arms because they are the type of guys you can trust with even your bank account number.
A: Hey Jakob don't you think it my turn on the drums?
Jakob: Um maybe next time *start playing dumbs and singing totally ignoring your question*

A: Hey Jacob how is it going?
Jacob: Great, how are you? How is your family? Would you like to go out to lunch? My treat!
Jakob by whoaoka August 1, 2017
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His nickname is Færgelover69. He loves ferries. Jakob is usually a furry. People named Nona Jensen and Molleæ does not like him, they actually hate him.
Walter: "meh, that guy is disgustang!"
Emil: "yeah, that guy is totally a Jakob, ew!"
Jakob by Big Daddy ;)) January 14, 2020
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Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
Jakob The Liar by jaggae September 7, 2008
The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.
"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."
Jakob by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016
He is very dryg
Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob
Jakob by Vem vet... January 27, 2017
Jakob is better then Kevin
Jakob är gud
Jakob by Kevin dumbo February 13, 2017