poop jacker

Anyone who goes into a bathroom, picks up some random person's shit they found in the toilet, and runs away with it.

WTF? That guy just ran out of the bathroom with the shit I just took! He's a poop jacker!

by Bruh.........er February 25, 2015

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Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

by thed00d! January 21, 2009

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an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

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Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

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