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Jose pardo

Una persona que abusa sexualmente de los niños.
Tu I"ra ay va jose pardo"
Amigo "Ay que correrle antes de que nos viole"
by Tight_pussy January 11, 2014
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Josing

A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
by BR Phat March 4, 2013
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Josiah

Always genuine and real, a true friend. He tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. He is also very competitive and loves the taste of victory. Josiahs' find the right girl and stick with her but don't mind being a player once in a while... he is most compatible with Virgos' and their personalities tend to click. Due to their creativity, many Josiahs' are writers. He is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. Despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarrassment for a good laugh. His jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. Never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. All in all, Josiahs' are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
"Hey, can you introduce me to Josiah?"
by livefrommiamiflorida February 6, 2010
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San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
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joscelyn

Joscelyn is a beautiful girl inside and out. She is sexy and anyone will love her. If anyone were to mess with her you would get your ass effed right up though. But she is funny,crazy and knows how to have a good time.
that joscelyn chick is hot.
by iamsexy. May 12, 2009
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Josie

The funniest, cutest, smartest girl I know. She is the best girlfriend I've ever had. When I am feeling sad or depressed I just think of her face. Josie if very smart and athletic and you can rely on her to be an awesome friend. She has some awesome jokes and her laugh is beautiful. All you need to do to feel like the luckiest person in the world is to look straight into her beautiful eyes. She has the most beautiful smile and the most beautiful personality in the world. I'm just so lucky to have her in my life.

If you ever meet Josie you will be so happy.
by Avery0103 minecraft master January 17, 2013
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Drake and Josh

After Nickelodeon's downfall from the 1990's, aside from Invader Zim, the only watchable thing on Nickelodeon. Admittedly funny. Cancelled in 2007, like every other good or at least okay show on Nickelodeon.
Drake and Josh is pretty decent for Nickelodeon's recent TV shows.
by blarghle August 7, 2009
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