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joey by Twiggo October 22, 2019
A dumbass little boy that's the opposite of a baddie and a lil annoying ass brat that always talks shit for no reason. He needs Jesus.
Joey by thatlxcalhoe January 5, 2020
A mega fag that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, will constantly bitch about random people.
Look it's Joey I wonder who he is talking about now.
Joey by Drinkmorefuckmore April 4, 2020
Oh man, he was being such a Joey last night he even left the groupchat.
Joey by An3lGod July 18, 2020
Joey is a white stud, a beast of the east, he is a very mature, sweet, caring, soft hearted person. Joey knows how to handle situations, and is very understanding of conflict. Joey is an amazing friend you can keep by your side and always trust. All Joey wants is a girl that will let him penitrate her cheeks, Joey is a man. A big strong big penised man
WOW JOEY.
Joey by rainbowloommaster64 October 1, 2020
A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.

2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.

3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...

4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Joey by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022