Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)

Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica

by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018

Jensina

A goddess among women who is known to tolarate the most haggard of flatulents, which ussually originate from Minnesota. She has also been known to understand the third dimension.

Holy shit that's Jensina!
Wow, Jensina is looking good tonight!
Jensina.. can you buy me alcohol?

by TDMech February 11, 2010

Jessica

Jessica is definantly not a girly-girl but when she is young she is like any other girl, she likes pink and plays with barbies. But when they are about 8 they dislike the color pink and like blue or green. She is shy in public, but when she's with family or friends she won't shut up. She is kind and soft to people she likes, but can be a bitch to people she doesnt like. She doesn't gets hurt easily. She can fight back and be a bit of a bitch. She is beautiful and falls in love easily and gets too attached but her heart can also be broken easily. She is definantly a daredevil and loves to have fun.

Woah Jessica you look insane

by Snazzyretwar34 November 25, 2018

Jessie

A beautiful girl that makes every guy jealous when she is dating someone. Everyone she dates name is Jack. If anyone meets her they should think about how much of a blessing it is to talk to her.

Jessie is such a wonderful and beautiful girl!

by George.Lucas1234 October 3, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is a sweet girl and loves FORKNIFE she loves kids and likes getting in vans and she is so kind makes everyone smile even me she is so nice and likes searching up random names in the dictionary she so cool am I right

Jessica is so nice

by ITZnate16 November 10, 2018

Jersi

A beautiful girl who is a great person she dresses like a “skater boy” but she don’t even skate but that’s okay jersi is someone who will make you smile no matter what even if you guys fight you could agrue with her for hours and then make up the next day she’s someone u want in your life no matter what if u didn’t have her you would freak out because how much you love her you would kill for her

See that girl her name is jersi and she is my best friend

by drippy_.lily February 17, 2019

jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

by Angelacia May 14, 2007