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Japanese Breakfast 

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.

japanese oil change 

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel
On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

Japanese flag 

When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet paper press your penis bang in the middle of it leaving a red circle.

Or if you have a large length, you could always use a bath towel and fly it from your TV aerial.
There's alsorts of japery to be had when "the reds are at home"

Best laugh you can have is doin the Japanese Flag with a bird who has "the painters" in.

Whip yer cock out after a few dips in the tin and place the end of your length slap bang in the middle of a clean piece of toilet roll.

HEY PRESTO!!!! 1 Japanese Flag.
Japanese flag by L4TW August 22, 2007

Japanese slut

A Japanese slut is someone who is from Japan and is submissive to men, and will do any sexual activity that a man asks of her with no reward at all besides the happiness she receives from pleasing the man. Japanese American girls usually try to mask there slutty ways by not divulging in what sexual activities she truly desires, but unbeknownst to here, everyone around her knows that she is a slut and that she will do anything behind closed doors.
Japanese Geisha, Japanese Whore, Japanese Slut, Japanese Ho, Japanese Slut.
Japanese slut by Jap Hater July 30, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles 

Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

Japanese Pussy 

The tightest pussy avaible in our world
Dude, Sakuras Japanese Pussy is so tight! My cock barely went in!
Japanese Pussy by Takara.. August 20, 2008