lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".
"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."
by so i think i'm queen elizabeth September 10, 2008
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Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines
Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.
by Lube Mobil wcty May 08, 2022
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Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.
Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.
by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
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t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom February 26, 2018
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Itis

A good friend and good listener but moody all the time.

Having a nice smile that you can't easily forget
by Glizzer November 22, 2021
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-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.
Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?
by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024
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Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.
I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis
by hernanday November 30, 2019
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