Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020

Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.

For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*

by "kilo" October 31, 2003

Aquatic Toast

A YouTube streamer/content creator who is famous for his Minecraft/ROBLOX "how to" videos which have helped hundreds of thousands of people. He grew up as a YouTuber, starting his channel in 2016. Every other December since he started his channel his sub count has grown 10 times larger. He does a variety of ROBLOX streams, Minecraft streams, hangout streams, Minecraft videos, ROBLOX videos, vlogs and memes. He also has two secret YouTube channels which are more popular than his main channel but no one knows they're him.

Aquatic Toast is my favorite YouTuber.

by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020