10 Inch Clit

What a tough woman has instaed of brass Balls

That woman talks like she has a 10 inch clit

by Karl J. McCraley October 17, 2003

visual inch

Gaining what appears to be extra length on ones penis by shaving/trimming the pubic hair surrounding the shaft.

"Please shave dear, I enjoy the visual inch it gives you"

by Shaver2345 January 27, 2007

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

Two Inch Tanner

A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.

Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!

by Dora Bang August 28, 2012

half-inch hero

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

by John Warner August 18, 2006

nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

inchpincher

when you inch towards pinching but the inch you pinched pinches your inch, leaving you inching for a pinch, yet in the dire need for getting your inch pinched in a pinch, you go limpily inch pinched and never truly having your inch pinched.

tales have been written about inch pinching but the most well known reference is by the wailing souls in their culture-founding song "Inchpinchers"

Yo brudda come forth and lay upon me your skills as an inchpincher, for my swollen ass needs love like the lakes of the land need to be swam in by the filth that we call humanity.

by inchpincher January 1, 2019