in a pigs eye

Scoffing, derogatory: meaning "That ain't gonna happen."

First man: "You are gonna have to forgive her." Second man: "In a pigs eye I will!"

by Kester August 14, 2007

In Soviet Russia...

The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.

Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.

In Soviet Russia, urbandictionary.com posts definitions on you!

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

in no time

It means something that will happen very quickly, or very soon;
in short time or instantly.

"In no time
I'll be forgetting all about you"
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea - Problem

-Where you going?
-Don't worry, I'll be back in no time.

by zombiepain77 November 3, 2014

In The Doghouse

Somewhere you don't want to be. When one's partner is displeased with them for one or more reasons (with the exception of women who can be pissed off with a man for no reason whatsoever).

I was in the doghouse yesterday for getting home late after work and missing the meal my wife made for us, so I bought her some flowers this morning.

by Silver Snake December 15, 2008

In a while, pedophile

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

by mcrobster October 10, 2009

in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by cough007 May 7, 2007

in my pants

A game where people add or use the phrase "In my pants" as a supplement or to replace part of a sentence. This should not be done in a conversational group of sentences, because it is just plain stupid. You should use movie or song names, common phrases, lines from songs, or well known quotes. The object is only to make each other laugh. Be creative. Can also be done with the words "between the sheets".

A: "Spice up your life" in my pants
B: Haha! "Welcome to the jungle" in my pants.
C: How about... "10 things I hate about you" in my pants.

by The Tox November 1, 2005