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proximity incest

The act of partaking in sexual interludes with someone while in the same room as a family member. Typically said family member is unaware of what is taking place, and is often asleep. However, it should be noted that if said family member becomes privy to what is taking place, and they do not leave the room, it just becomes real incest.

It is usually an act of desperation and due to lack of alternate venues.

Once a friend pioneers this maneuver, it is customary, and always considered good form, to ridicule them severely, and remind them that they committed proximity incest, and technically speaking, are now a sex offender.
Charlie totally boffed his cousin's friend Liana on the floor of his cousin's bedroom while staying at his aunt and uncle's house for Easter... he totally committed proximity incest.
by Lance Williams April 28, 2008
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hillbilly incest

The act of putting ones genitals in another relatives bum.
Damn, me and my sister fucked last night. It was some damn good hillbilly incest.
by Pleebungus February 25, 2017
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economic incest

He paid his sister so far below market value on that property that it was economic incest.
by ThorMonster April 7, 2016
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phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them
sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours
by evesdropper April 6, 2017
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Spiritual incest

The act of shipping or the existence of a couple that have a sibling relation ship or are adopted siblings
''omg did you read that JayDick fanfiction?''
''No dude! They're like brothers that's spiritual incest!''
by Insert Dorky Nae May 9, 2017
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Eskimo Incest

When a sister and a brother fuck the same person
Bro, my sister fucked the same dude I did, that’s Eskimo Incest!!
by V tha boy November 15, 2019
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section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.
Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest
by martha56 November 29, 2019
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