by Cool kid 69420 September 25, 2020

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Someone who acts like doing this or that is wrong, but they do it (or something similar) themselves. AKA my top enemy.
Person A-I hate person B for looking through my text messages
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
by Coollikeice January 28, 2019

Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.
Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.
Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.
She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.
by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019

A hypocrite.
by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Ethan is a hypocrite
by WOR gamerlegend June 10, 2020

Someone who tailgates you for a long time, then when they finally pass you, you see they have a "get off my tail" sticker on their car. Synonyms: stupid bitch, fucking ass, etc
That fucking hypocrite bitch tailgated me most of the way here but when she passed me she had a cute whale sticker on her window that said "get off my tail".
by Kail Delgado December 19, 2024
