Hung like a can of 80/' 

The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.

Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".

Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.

Hung like a can of 80/' by TheNix November 23, 2011

Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina

Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!

Hung like a slut by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

Hung Te

To back out of plans on a whim

"Oh man, John just pulled a Hung Te. He said he wanted to stay home to play guitar by himself."

Hung Te by Lord Mung July 19, 2004

hung parliament 

A situation where all the members of parliament have overtly large genitals. This has two implications. Firstly, the MPs are not able to procreate. Secondly, as an ego boost, making them feel superior to other (less well endowed) countries.

Just after the 2010 Australian Federal Election it was found that Australia had a hung parliament. The Australian public were not surprised that their parliament was full of over-sized man parts.

hung parliament by sexy_beast_193 September 1, 2010

hung like a toaster 

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

hung like a toaster by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

hung like a retarted gerble 

some who is unusualy large for thier body size

People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours

hung like a retarted gerble by T.D.B. March 26, 2008

Hung like a witch 

Executed or suicide by hanging. Same as hung like a horse thief, hung like a murderer, or other criminal executed by hanging.

Al DeGuzman is hung like a witch! He hung himself in prison the year after he was going to blow up De Anza College.

Hung like a witch by Thomas Bailey June 22, 2008