halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012

Homeless Seppuku

The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.

Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...

by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017

Homeless

A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.

The homeless have homes, they’re houseless and happy.

by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways

Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!

by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022

Homeless

the most beautiful person ever.

she's so homeless. 😻

by deezaanij May 13, 2022

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023