helpless

The way you feel when you meet Alexander Hamilton. Especially for Elizabeth Schuyler.

Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."

by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017

pls help

my dad says if i put nigger and somehow get it published in my definition, he'll come back from the gas station after 15 years.

pls help

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.

by |< |3 July 16, 2006

Hope this helps

In an email - it means why the fuck are you asking me/fuck off

Jay: did you send that file to me Ryan?
Ryan: yes, 2 weeks ago about 3-4 times. Hope this helps.

by Baybay10 March 29, 2017

Passenger's Helper

A beer, usually drank because of the way a certain driver is known to drive.

Passenger: What, Scott's driving again?? I'm going to need another passenger's helper.

by Steely O' Neely April 5, 2009

Hellyer

The sweetest way to say "hell yeah"

"Julia, want to go feed the ducks?"
"Hellyer!"

by Ryanness May 23, 2006