Hasan

a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Hasan is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Hasan, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Hasan doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.

oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Hasan.
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!

by RCx_Vortex May 8, 2019

Hasanal

A Freudian psychological condition in which one obsesses with the constant, yet fruitless, pursuit of demonstrating great wisdom and knowledge

He's so Hasanal!

by riceeater April 11, 2003

hashneet

Hashneet is a lively and energetic girl who makes the people around her either annoyed or happy. She finds it hard to trust people even though she looks like she is light-hearted. Being sad/unhappy in front of people makes her feel vulnerable, so if she has to say something, sit down and listen. Her smile is infectious and she is loud and talkative.

Hashneet is annoying.

Hashneet is happy.

by doberiummaleficium May 3, 2018

hasan

mispelling of Hasan

fuck you hasan

Hasan*

by diktator March 3, 2020

Hasan

Also known as the Antelope King. Very intelligent, very funny yet will annoy you if choose to challenge him. Has destroyed many careers such as knackshan mahadevan. Hasan can be found hiding in science cupboards, music cupboards, or any hiding space in an average classroom. Hasan is very good looking, and is very nice occasionally but will do anything to make you look clapped at any chance he gets.

Guy: "Hasan is a nice friend"
Other Guy: "No he is a nice antelope"

Girl: "No he is a nice sexy boy"

by The antelope king September 5, 2020

hasantwt

sub twitter for fans of political commentator and twitch streamer HasanAbi or Hasan Piker, AKA the hottest, most based twitter in the world.

hasantwt is so cool and based! swag.

by TylerWunch July 22, 2021

Hakuna matata

When a guy cums on you and you put it on your hand and wipe his cum across his forehead and say "hakuna matata" as you do it. Just like they did in lion king.

I hakuna matataed tommy last night and it was hilarious!

by Thefamily January 17, 2017