I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
Get the English Handshakemug. by David Tsal November 20, 2004
Get the French handshakemug. A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017
Get the deluxe handshakemug. The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.
I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.
by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010
Get the Prep Handshakemug. A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."
When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.
by Chaffinch August 14, 2006
Get the Bridgeville Handshakemug. The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.
"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008
Get the contra handshakemug. when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
Get the bullshit handshakemug.