handkerjerk

To get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your cock. Also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item.

Bob: Why were you so quiet during dinner?

Rick: I was getting handkerjerked by Lana's mom!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Handlebars

Slang term for the persciption drug Xanex.

Hey, you looken for some handlebars?

by Ceric February 12, 2006

a handle

A huge bottle of alcohol with a handle on the side. 1.75 L

Dude, pick up a handle of rum on your way home and we'll have a party.

by Shelby9885 March 28, 2014

Blowjob with handles

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

by Zach April 9, 2004

Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

by Sean Delay January 5, 2009

online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

by online handle September 18, 2006

Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

by pfrees April 2, 2011