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handitard

someone who is retarted and handicapped. In other words a complete freak of nature fuck up.
that steve o is a handitard.

my sister shits herself that fucking handitard
by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007
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handicamper

a player in quake 3 that uses handicap to push the other players instead of killing often used in rocket rail mod
Puni is a fucking handicamper
by MOB Evilone February 23, 2005
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handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.
"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"
by mike April 23, 2004
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handgina

Function: noun
Pronunciation: hand-'jI-n&
Inflected Form(s): plural hand·gi·nae /-(")nE /; or -nas
Etymology: Latin

1. Any of several putrid odors found to waft from the inside of any variety of gloves or mittens. Commonly associated with winter sports. (i.e snowboarding)
Dude, there's no way I'm putting on your mittens, as your handgina smells like a fart puked up a turd.
by The Drewish September 5, 2006
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handipacked

Def1 - a human hand enclosed in a packet
OR
Def2 - a handicapt guy is enclosed in a packet and sent to a pond in japan.
Def1 - John GOT handipacked
Def2 - Peter IS handipacked
by David Spiteri December 11, 2004
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handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 10, 2009
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handispot

This store has a lot of handispots.
by majikka May 25, 2009
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