Dirty harmony

When a person it's really bad at singing but thinks there amazing

I was at a consert and they were doing a dirty harmony

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

harmonicrap

n. / v. a person, or used to describe a person of limited musical skill that believes his or her only harmonica, in the key of C, can be used to play any song, as well as to play continuously through every song, never acknowledging the vocalist or lead guitar player.

n. That wasn't a harmonica, it sounded so terrible it could only be a harmonicrap.

v. That harmonicrap player tortured the song, "Stormy Monday, he was playing over the vocals, and it wasn't even in the right key.

by blewz4u - Professional Harmonica Player - 30+ years January 10, 2008

Harmony Public Schools

A place where the teacher is always right, and where parents send children to avoid the filth of "public schools", not to mention the ottoman empire rejoicing in various parts of Texas to create this absolute monarchy, the first ever in America.

I send my children to Harmony Public Schools because they treat autistic children the same as normal children, this is why I support LGBTQ!

by Soner Tarim August 14, 2018

Harmonical

a word often used to describe something of a beautiful essence and/or someone named harmonie.

“Hey, harmonie you are so harmonical, gorgeous babe!”

by harmonie lover. March 10, 2022

Hammondism

The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.

"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."

by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022

A Hammond

a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.

"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."

"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"

by Afrodesiak October 12, 2017