Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.

Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

by Scorp130n May 20, 2013

toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014

Bush-hacking

When you throw up in the bushes after a rager

Wait is that girl bush-hacking right now?

by thatbeebri March 17, 2017

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018

Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019