Trust Fund Hustle

(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.

"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."

"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."

by dogfartsarewarm February 20, 2023

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Jungle Hustle

To scour through the fridge and pantry for random foods to make up a meal on the spot instead of a following a traditional recipe to prepare a meal.

Husband: Yo babe whats for dinner?

Wife: Unless you feel like cookin' it's Jungle Hustle tonight.

by Mack Cox December 13, 2023

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Hyena Hustle

One who roams solo like a nomad but also works with packs of others in order to gain the momentum that’s needed to succeed in life while achieving happiness at the same time while always staying on the grind

I have a business meeting in Ibiza to possibly open a new beach club so now is the time when I need my Hyena Hustle behavior to kick in with full speed ahead.

by HollAska January 2, 2023

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