Hoofah

An expresion of sexual desire, used by the immature, slovenly, and moronic. Often accompanied by strings of illogical arguments heavily swayed by deeply held prejudices. Term should be avoided at all costs. 'Hawks suck!

Did you see that girl? She gone done make me some good babies! Hooooofahhhhh!

by harvard.edu March 25, 2005

hoofbag

An old sock what's not been washed for a long time.

Where's me hoofbags? They crept into me room while I was asleep and went for me throat!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

hoofish

An onomatopoeic word describing a feeling nausea to the point of biting one's lower lip to physically block vomit, and produce the sound "hoof" in doing so.

Being stuck in traffic on a sweltering hot day smelling a ripe, blackened, maggot infested lump of roadkill left me feeling hoofish

by jimmy jabs February 14, 2012

Hoofy

A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.

Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.

by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

Hooftie

A vehicle that is worn down and old. It barely gets you to where you need to go, but chances are unlikely. Also see Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous.

Derek's got a new car, but because he is poor he could only get a hooftie.

Oh hell naw! He put spinners on his hooftie!

by Brooklyn March 18, 2005

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

hoofy

To have feet which resemble that of a horse or similar animal.
Alternatively to be "in a hoof" means to be in a mood.

"hoofy is in a hoof hoof"
"alright you hoofy cunt"

by ionamac October 28, 2007