Hoobastank

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

by Nocigar May 1, 2018

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

Hogbar

To abruptly interrupt an act of motion.

My roommate hogbarred me while I was intimate with my girl.

by JJDoodleE March 15, 2004

hobanize

to terrorize someone without good reason

Emily is being such a jerk to me even though I did absolutley nothing wrong. She continues to hobanize me!

by K.octoBBer June 15, 2009

hobably

another word for probably. can be used in the same context as "probably". commonly used by pommy people.

i'll probably eat subway for lunch... yeah hobably

by livo July 29, 2012