Hitchy

A hungry, bitchy woman

My wife is getting hitchy, she hasn't eaten in hours.

by Schwags April 14, 2019

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride

Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!

by Da Man! January 2, 2021

hitchslvr

one of my fave mutuals, theyre hot and cool af

“ hitchslvr is one of hitchdr3yse’s fave mutuals because theyre so kind and nice”

by hitchdr3yse February 25, 2021

hotchsbabe

hotchsbabe is literally the most kindest person ever she will make you feel so happy just by talking to her and did I mention she’s so pretty

do you know that @hotchsbabe acc

Yea I do she’s so pretty

by @luvgubl3r June 24, 2021

hoith

Hoith is a randomly generated name created by a student in Washington they got a combination of H-O-I-T-H. they then decided to create youtube channels and all sorts of social media accounts since the word is made up.

Hey have you seen that Hoith posted a new video?

by Hoith October 23, 2022

Hotchuous

Hot and scrumptious. Ready to melt in your mouth

My new man is so hotchuous. I can almost taste him now.

by Nutjobsteve March 27, 2023