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Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
by shark hunter May 10, 2015
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guarandamntee

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.
Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."
by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017
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guadaholdafuckup

When your lance corporal walks in to give you a donut and can’t say your Mexican a** name and sees the first portion and gives the f***k up.
Lance Corporal: “Hey who wants a donut?”

You(insert Mexican name): “I do corporal!”

Lance corporal: “Here you go..... Guadaholdafuckup...... how do you say your name?”
by El dingoguapo November 21, 2018
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Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.
Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!
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guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees
My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues
by ginogino33 September 4, 2019
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Vagi-Guard

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.
i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.
If only your vagi-guard knew about this..
by Tonicxboom October 24, 2008
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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