Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.
That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
by Al-katraz September 6, 2013
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Guardian
• guard
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by innitgirl May 9, 2010
Get the Pep Guardiola mug.p2p IP blocker. Helps you keep your privacy while using a p2p client (file sharing program like kazaa,limewire,enule etc). Blocks all unwanted IPs from reaching your computer (ads,spyware,trojans,anti-p2p organizations,goverment organizations etc)Peer Guardian also lets you customize "black-lists" of IPs you want to block.
The program is mainly used by people who don't want to get caught downloading illegaly or people who don't want to catch a computer virus while downloading software.
The program is mainly used by people who don't want to get caught downloading illegaly or people who don't want to catch a computer virus while downloading software.
Sweet I just downloaded Peer Guardian 2.0, now I don't have to worry about getting spyware shit from kazaa.
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The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty
Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.
Angry, angry guard dog
Angry, angry guard dog
by Ben November 18, 2004
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