Groink

Groink (noun) formally used in both Arizona and Nevada. Slang known as a unwanted person who likes to dress in woman's clothes, usually mixed up with cross dressing or a fem boy (fem boy being popularized by people on both reddit and 4chan) Groink usually is used in discord chats and or in real life depending on which situation you are in.

My friend Joseph is a real Groink you know, always a pansy

by Haydoo July 19, 2020

Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately

Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately

by Timmy March 14, 2003

groin

female body parts between the legs, causes pain in female wrestlers

The Rock kicked Torrie in the groin, doubling her over in pain and allowing him to pin her.

by ronald3435 April 4, 2009

goobin'

Back slang for - been goofing. Especially when the goofing is taken to a serious pro level.

Nothing we're just goobin' -- been goofing around town -- hitting some serious street action hardcore - pro style.

by Mjr TJ Kong November 30, 2011

Groin Ball

A game played by two men. they stand at opposite sides of the room in an aisle made of chairs. they then hurl a ball of any desirable weight at the others groin. the first man to give up or fall loses. Variations - Flaming groin ball, lead weight ball

Duh

by Eric Shun May 9, 2003

growing a mungo

When one begins to feel the symptoms of an erection, or in scientific terms, a boner. Usually this sets in within a few seconds of looking at Tila Tequila pics on the internet.

"Dude, turn off the Tila video. I'm totally growing a mungo over here!!"

by Chuck Green September 13, 2008

Growing up

When a person learns to stop

Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.

Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!

Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.

Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook

Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook

Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 12, 2012