uncle grandpa

The "cool" grandpa.The One That Always Gives You Whatever You Want.

Uncle Grandpa: Want An IPhone 6
Me:Umm....Yep

by gabehare123 April 1, 2015

thick grandpa

a daddy of a daddy (grandaddy) that got thick af thighs

Average Joe: dAAANG soOoN YYYou seE thAt ttthhICK af grrRAndaddy
Leg: bruh thaAAaATs one tHICK GRANDPA!!!11!!

by sharkbully September 11, 2016

The Grandpa

While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.

Levy: Yo kev why'd you do that to her last night?
kevin Fabs:I don't know...I'm the grandpa master.

by Amanda, Dillon, and Levy December 7, 2006

Cranky Grandpa

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

by cit October 29, 2006

your grandpa a transgender.

A ultimate response to anyone who uses "you mum gay lol" or "your dad a lesbian" using this will cripple you opponent

causing a full body shut down

P1- Your mum gay lol

P2-Well your dad a lesbian

P1- *shuketh* your grandpa a transgender.

P2- Dies x2

by Your Dadds A Lesbian May 10, 2018

Emo Grandpa

An avergage mediocre teenage girl who sucks at playing Guitar Hero (or Drunk Mormon for that matter), trips on a daily basis, uses catch phrases such as "STTHHOP RACHEL STTTOP!!!!!" or "Kansas is apart of the Four Corners", climbs on top of the Red Rock Ranch sign and shouts out random neighbors cause she's a bad ass, and can't even remember how she got the nick name "Emo Grandpa Numero Uno" or "Emo Grandpa Numbero Dos".

Did you know that Emo Grandpa Number One is gonna be made into a vodka?!?
YAA BOI!!!!!!! BUST OPEN PATTY AND MARV'S BUDLIGHT AND WINE WHILE YOUR AT IT!!!!!

by Emo Grandpa Number One December 9, 2008

weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.

by Uncle Dimma March 7, 2013