Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

no grandpa

no grandpa is a safe word that can be used in any situation

someone does something, to make you have to tell them to quit or need someones assistance, by using the safe word. No grandpa

by Mr. Bojangles March 13, 2019

grandpa rabbit

mummy pigs dominate sex toy

user 1" mummy pig is a whore"
user 2" she keeps fucking grandpa rabbit in the asshole with her 20 inch didlo that she uses on georgie pig without cleaning so therefore grandpa pig gets stds by a 8 yr old"

by Izzayizzay June 28, 2024

Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

Grandpa Hitler

A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block

He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.

by IKnowThings69 May 31, 2017