Goon Tunez

Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.

"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"

"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".

by JOMLAS September 18, 2010

Goontings

Something a goon would do.
When you do not care about anything except the fact that you or the people surrounding you are of the goons.

John : Hey man i don't think we should be robbing this bank in broad daylight with police surrounding the bank.

Yasaar : Stop being a pussy, let's just do it, Goontings alright !!!

by Goontings October 10, 2014

goonatic

one who subscribes to the unconventional on a daily basis; one who's behavior is always a mystery, as well as, a delight to the beholder.

When Socks slept on the boxes of crackers he was a true goonatic. Not he only thing that was crackers!

by the old bear February 4, 2010

Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010

Goonbag Range

Any movement, theory, or collective promoting: good vibes, versatility and unity. The range is limitless.

Out to my Goonbag Range

by KAANIJ July 23, 2011

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 7, 2015